MAGA Fear of the Month Club
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Are you feeling sad? Confused? Worried about the future? Don’t reach for the remote! Join the MAGA Fear of the Month Club!
Each month since the heyday of founder Newt Gingrich, the Fear of the Month Club has riled up its base with a fresh reason to panic. Critical Race Theory! Trans-gender bathrooms!! Democrat-run cities!!! California!!!!
The threats may not be genuine but once club members take to social media, a new fear is born faster than you can say “RFK, Jr!”
Joining the FOMC is easy! Just fill out the coupon below and mail it to our offices in the Cayman Islands. Then sit back and prepare yourself for a lifetime of perpetual outrage. Because each month, you’ll receive a new reason to rise up in righteous anger against some issue you never heard of. Drag queens in our schools! Crime out of Control!! Hunter Biden!!! The list goes on!!!!
And don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten those old standards — creeping Marxism and roving gangs of “illegals.” Each gets a shout out in every newsletter.
With MAGA’s Fear Monger-in-Chief back in the White House, the future of fear has never been better. So don’t wait for the Mainstream Media (our 2017 Fear of the Year) to jerk your chain! Let our monthly dread seal you inside a fact-proof bubble. And once you’re afraid, deeply afraid, you’ll be right where we want you!
Join now and get your choice of books from FOMC Press, each with the words “liberal” and “Marxist” in the title.
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